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If life made you a shapiro, be a Jay not a Ben. [Hoodie]

$54.06 SGD

I used to wear a black hoodie with a pouch on it like this guy just about every day in high school for two years or so. I can almost guarantee you that Ben never did anything remotely as cool as that.

Man, I used to carry so much in that pouch. Actually, it was mostly sucking candies like Werther's Originals to keep me entertained during class. I think Werther's Original later became an "old person" thing. I didn't care though. I kept bringing them to school and even handed them out to friends.

I did this because I was actually cool and didn't care what society thought of me. I bet Ben would have stopepd bringing them.

Anyway.

This guy wearing the hoodie looks pretty bored with this story. Maybe he should try a Werther's Original and maybe you should just buy the hoodie.

Much Love,

Jay 

Select color: Pine Green

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More details

  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
  • Heavyweight fabric (9.4 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
  • Dropped shoulders
  • Kangaroo pocket in front
  • Sleeve cuff ribbing
  • Tear-away tag

Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

If life made you a shapiro, be a Jay not a Ben. [Hoodie] Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label A B C
S
27.75
22 1/2
22 1/2
M
28.75
23 1/2
22 1/2
L
29.75
24.75
24.25
XL
30.75
26
24.25
2XL
31.75
27.25
25 1/2
3XL
32.75
28.25
27

Measurements are provided by suppliers. 

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

A LengthPlace the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.B WidthPlace the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.C Sleeve lengthPlace one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.