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If life made you a Shapiro, be a Jay not a Ben. [mug]

€10.85 (plus tax)

I think Ben once sold a mug that said "Liberal Tears".

Well, this mug is better. Tears would taste pretty gross, especially a whole mug of them. And especially liberal ones because liberals probably eat a lot of soy or vitamins or stuff that makes their tears all salty, weird, and wussy flavored.

Also this mug is not designed to hold the tears of liberals. It's just for people who like my show and probably also coffee, or tea, or whatever.

But if you put decaf in it, I can't promise you what the results will be. Decaf coffee is the kind of thing liberals invented in order to poison the minds of kids on college campuses and turn them all into communists... I think.

Ben's "Liberal Tears" mug should have simply said "decaf is for Liberals." It would have been funnier and we may have agreed on that super clever Daily Wire style sick burn. Because I'm not a liberal, I'm a leftist.

To learn the difference, listen to my show while drinking caffinated coffee from this mug.

Love,

Jay

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  • Ceramic
  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Size & Fit

  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.