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If life made you a Shapiro, be a Jay not a Ben. [long shirt]

€20.50 (plus tax)

 No relation. I swear.

Thanks to YouTube user @arsiwalahhuzefa  for a perfect comment and a good reminder to all us out there.

Thanks for your support.

Wear it proudly... unless you're Ben. Then, you're not invited. Personally, I think the stock photo model wearing the shirt with the shorts looks pretty goofy in that combination. That's probably how Ben would wear it.

If you buy this shirt, make sure you wear pants with it. Like a proper adult. Come on, stock guy. You look ridiculous. And cheer up. We're only going through societal collapse over here on the Dilemma Podcast.

Love,

Jay

Select color: Heavy Metal

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More details

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz)
  • Slim fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

If life made you a Shapiro, be a Jay not a Ben. [long shirt] Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Lenght Width
S
28
18 1/2
M
29
20
L
30
21 1/2
XL
31
23 1/2
2XL
32
25.6

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.